Kill the Ant! the ant never dies
#1
Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:24 PM
Example:
Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies
Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.
Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.
And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.
A anteater eats the ant.
#2
Posted 22 February 2012 - 11:07 AM
the ant is cut in half!
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein
#3
Posted 29 February 2012 - 09:37 PM
The ant is shot in the head!
#4
Posted 01 March 2012 - 09:59 AM
A mad scotsman sets about it (beats him to death)!
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding." Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." Albert Einstein
#5
Posted 01 March 2012 - 11:25 AM
the ant eats alot of beans and explodes because he has too much gas!


#6
Posted 02 March 2012 - 02:17 PM
But being allergic to beans, the ant began to sneeze and blew its insides out.
#7
Posted 03 March 2012 - 10:46 AM
the ant gets hammered on ant beer, falls into puddle drowns
Gen. William Thornson, U.S. Army
I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery. But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes: If you f**k with me, I'll kill you all.
Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders
#8
Posted 03 March 2012 - 02:21 PM
and staggers into a spiders web and is eaten by the spider



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